New Breakup Reported: Not Good News

GORHAM, ME - On November 12, 2018, the Ministry of Magic received tip that a relationship is far to damaged (see above for background) to continue. After hours of meeting with the Ministry and investigation by both Aurors and Muggle Police, they returned to the Ministry, saying that Christopher could no longer keep up with the relationship, and it must end. He therefore, decided that the best way to survive is to break up."Tonight, we acknowledge a really terrible loss. Christopher was a nice, kind, loving, hard-working man. He was a fierce, fierce friend. Therefore, you have the right to know why I have summoned you. It has come to my attention that his relationship was damaged! By (his romantic partner's mother)! The Ministry does not wish me to tell you this. That saying that they broke up for no reason would be an insult to his memory! Therefore, you all, are very lucky: he's still alive. We will honor the remembrance of this one, tragic event."

- Albus Dumbledore, Memorial Service of November 12, 2018

The next morning, Muggle Vice President Mike Pence, enforced all flags to be flown at half-staff for the next several days nationwide in response to that tragic incident. This has caused attention to both Muggles and The Wizarding Community. Anyone caught flying the flag at full staff will be charged for refusal of the paying of respects for one's property.

His ex-girlfriend's mother (no, not the one in 2015), was confirmed by the Ministry of Magic to be a death eater, and preventing her daughter from being anywhere near him. She, therefore, is charged with two counts of felonies, along with a Hogwarts student, who will face suspension for two additional days to the three for failure to pay a fine.

Her mother appeared in court at 3:00 PM on 19 November at the Ministry of Magic for a formal hearing on the incident described above. With proven evidence, the interrogator sided with Christopher and found her mother guilty of child abuse and unauthorized pedophile prevention. She was sentenced to two months in Azkaban Prison, but later escaped while no Auror was present. This received muggle attention, and eventually became Lord Voldemort that Friday.

As we all are well aware, it is unlawful for a parent to restrain and/or prevent a child from having, being near and/or communicating with a significant other (girlfriend/boyfriend), as this is considered emotional abuse of a minor by the Ministry of Magic, and is a criminal offense under the Decree for the Unreasonable Restriction of Underage Relationships