Confirmed: Dumbledore's Death Is A Hoax

HOGSMEADE - On 31 March 2019, Albus Dumbledore, who was supposedly killed on the Astronomy Tower, was confirmed to be a hoax. Here's why:

Upon further inspection from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, a branch from the Ministry of Magic over the past two weeks, it is confirmed that the so-called body is actually a family ghoul, bewitched to act like him.

According to Harry Potter, now Head of Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the Ministry of Magic will always take hoaxes (regardless of jokes or not) very seriously. He also stated that making such hoaxes of one's death or seducing hoaxes is illegal in the Wizarding Community under such circumstances, and can cost up to 5 year sentence in Azkaban Prison

Dumbledore is still alive today, running as Headmaster of Hogwarts, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Supreme Mugwump and titled as Order of Merlin, First Class.